Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Christians at my door


Why do the Christians keep coming to my door? And why do they seem so shocked when I start to shut it in their faces? I mean, how am I supposed to react to people coming to my home and disturbing me, to talk about their imaginary friend?

I wonder if the next time it happens, I should show them my stuffed yellow frog (errr.... my girlfriend's stuffed yellow frog), and tell them to worship it. I could try to get them to bow down and pray to it. Or, I can chase them down the street with it, shaking and waving it at them as they flee, screaming at them, "This is my god, and he commands me to give him blood!"

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