Christianity is like North Korea

Question: "What do North Korea and Christianity have in common?"

Answer: "They both have a dead guy as their official leader." *

Two dangerous, backwards, oppressive regimes. One style. (The difference is that the North Koreans will probably get over it and move on after 2,000 years. The Christians? Not so much.)

*For those who don't know, Kim Jong-Il is not the official leader of North Korea. His title is 'Chairman of the National Defence Commission'. He is officially outranked by his dead father, Kim Il-Sung, who has the title 'Eternal President of the Republic'.