Saturday, September 6, 2008

Pastor, I have a question! *hand raised*

"Why is God always referred to as 'he' and 'father'? That must mean that it's male and God made man in his own image, right? So does that mean he has a penis? Why does he have a penis? What could he possibly need that for? Does he have sex with goddesses? If you can't have good without evil, doesn't that mean you can't have a male god without at least one female god? Is the sex monogamous, or does God have a harem? If premarital sex is bad, does that mean God is married to the goddess or goddesses that he's having sex with? Who or what would have the power to marry gods? Is God circumcised? Does he have a penis so that he can urinate? If he urinates, does that mean he drinks? Why does he need to drink? He's supposed to be non-material. If he drinks, does he eat? What does he eat? The flesh of all of those sacrificed animals? This is stupid. Can you prove any of this?"

1 comment:

Wiley_Coyote said...

It's for when he's hanging out with the cute chicky goddesses from Valhalla...