Friday, October 3, 2008

I'd rather "come from a monkey"

Young-Earth creationist: "I dint came frum no monkey."

Atheist: "Yes, you came from incest."


*This is not (entirely) a redneck joke, it's about the biblical belief in all people coming from Adam and Eve, along with their sons and daughters. This is 100% scientific proof that all Young-Earth creationists are inbred.


OR

Young-Earth creationist: "Wuz da monkey on yo ma's side o yo pa's side?"

Atheist: "At least I believe my family has two sides."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Technically what ever you believe in, or not, everyone is still related to each other.

More imbred if the christian concept is correct.

Less if it happend naturally.