Thursday, October 1, 2009

Is this kind of thing even news anymore?

I'm shocked! SHOCKED, I Say!

A Roman Catholic Bishop wanted on kiddie porn charges. Who would have thought? Why, oh why, can't I be as moral as these Christians? Please Christians, teach me how to be as moral as you! I am clearly lost, and need guidance to more effectively behave badly now and ask for forgiveness later.

And to you people who think this guy is going to have eternal bliss and I'm going to be eternally tortured, go fuck yourselves.

As an added note, "The former leader of the diocese of Antigonish is perhaps best known as the man who helped broker a $15-million settlement with people who said they had been sexually abused by priests in the diocese, in some cases dating back to 1950. That settlement was approved by a Nova Scotia court on Sept. 10."

Read the entire article here.

3 comments:

Jim said...

Maybe we're all wrong, and this is what God means when he says love your fellow man.

Dave said...

This really is a result of enforced celibacy isn't it? It must play havoc with fully grown men who, deprived of the chance ever to 'know' someone in the biblical sense, have responsibility over youngsters and yet have the sexual development of a pre-adolescent...
If you think I'm trying to justify it, don't worry I'm not, just trying to show how perfectly disgusting the idea of celibate 'purity' is...

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Stef said...

Naw, this isn't news. A couple years ago they found a preist at what used to be my church masturbating. Yeah... But it makes sense; he was Catholic.