A new campaign in the United States is predicting that the biblical rapture will take place on May 21st, 2011. They're beginning to put up billboards in various parts of the country.
I'd like to propose a test of faith for any Christian (or anybody else, really) who believes this is true. Will you sign over all of your possessions to me? Will you enter into a legally-binding contract that says that I become the owner of everything you own on the date of May 22nd, 2011? You will have already been taken up in the rapture, so you will have no need for them. I could probably use them to barter with the remaining unsaved masses for things like food and basic protection.
I'm serious here. Will you do it? If not, then you really don't have faith in this, do you? Deep down, you know it's total bullshit and are only pretending to believe in order to cover your own ass, hoping that the omniscient god of the bible will not see through your pathetic ruse, if the events do take place. If yes, please contact me using the link in the left sidebar and we'll make arrangements to have the legal paperwork done. Serious offers only, please. Don't waste my time. Also, the contract must not contain any conditional statements such as, "If the rapture has already occurred....." This is unconditional. I become the owner of everything you own on the date of May 22nd, 2011, regardless of what may or may not have occurred previously. Period.
**I should add that I do not want your debts, or any live creature that requires care, such as a pet or child. On the plus side for you, I may donate some of your assets to the very same charities that will be helping your foolish ass when you're left penniless and without a home. I may even allow you to remain in your home, if you can find a way to pay me my monthly rent.